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一分鐘爆笑英語笑話
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一分鐘爆笑英語笑話(一)
It's Good to Admit a Fault 認錯
John is not a "good" student. He always sleeps in the class. Today he sleeps again.
"John!" Teacher says angrily.
"What? What's wrong?" John is awaken.
"Why do you make a face? It's classroom. Look! Everyone is laughing." Teacher says.
"No one is laughing." Teacher says.
"No, it's not me. I was not making a face. I was sleeping." John fells upset.
"Um. Not bad. You can admit your fault. You are still a good boy." Teacher is satisfied with it.
約翰并不是個“好”學生。他總是在上課的時候睡覺。今天他又睡著了。
“約翰!”老師生氣地喊他。
“什么?出什么事了?”約翰醒了。
“你為什么要做鬼臉?這是教室!看看!同學們都在笑!”老師生氣地說。
“沒有人在笑呀。”其他同學笑聲地嘀咕。
“不,不是我。我沒有做鬼臉。剛才我睡著了。”約翰感到不安。
“嗯,還不錯。你承認自己的錯誤,還是給好孩子”老師為此感到滿意。
一分鐘爆笑英語笑話(二)
Are Flies Yummy? 蒼蠅好吃嗎?
Tony and his father are eating dinner.
Suddenly Tony asks his father, "Dad, are flies yummy?"
Dad frowns and says, "No, I think it's yucky. Why do you ask me this question? It's a silly question."
But Tony says, "There was one fly in your plate."
托尼正和他爸爸一起吃晚餐。
突然,托尼問他的爸爸:“爸爸,蒼蠅好吃嗎?”
爸爸皺眉說:“我想不好吃。你怎么會問這個問題?這可是一個愚蠢的問題。”
可是托尼說:“剛才你盤子里有一只蒼蠅。”
一分鐘爆笑英語笑話(三)
Where are the tails? 尾巴哪去了?
The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours, then he started again, and said he: "Let me ask the evolutionist a question -- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?"
"I'll venture an answer," said an old lady, "We have worn them off sitting here so long.".
教進化論的老師已經滔滔不絕地講了快兩個小時,他的話題又來了:“讓我向進化論者提個問題——如果我們曾經像狒狒那樣長著尾巴,那么現在尾巴到哪里去了?”
“我來試試看,”一位老太太說, “該是我們在這里坐這么久把它們磨掉了吧。”
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